Oh my word! How could she do this to me!!! Mom hates me, I just know it!
I was all excited that I got to go for a ride in the car with mom while she ran some errands. It was great. Front seat, windows down, ears flopping in the wind. And then it happened!!! Oh my gosh, she pulled into McDonald's! Sweet happiness is close at hand, I can taste it! She only orders one thing and we pull closer to the wafting smells of heaven. People talking, hurry up, hurry up and pull forward faster. The smells are overwhelming now and if I get the chance I am climbing all over her to get that food! She tells me to stay in my seat, like that's going to happen! And then the bag of awesomeness is in the car with me! I sit and wait for my very own golden fried potato stick and she just looks at me. She eats another and another and another. What is she doing!?!? They are all going to be gone soon, nnoooooooooo! She finally looks at me again and says that I don't get any.
I just look at her like, excuse me, I don't think I heard you right. What do you mean I don't get any? Do you know who I am? This is not how this works.
This Is how this works!!! My fairy godmother gives me fries! I'm a stinking princess and that's how the stories go!!
But no, she didn't budge on the matter, not at all.
Well, we will just see what happens next time!!
Luvs,
Rosie
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